The College of New Jersey

Ugly people. Boring town. A mix of huge losers and a handful of "cool" people who think they're better than everyone else because they're not one of the huge losers. Beautiful drawings of random things can be found around campus by a girl named Grace. Everyone knows she doesn't actually draw the pictures, but it's still funny. The school consists of the following people:
1. Science nerds who study a lot
2. Engineering Majors who think they have the weight of the world on their shoulders because "I'm taking 18 credits a semester!" ..when really their labs count for 2 credits, whereas science labs count for 0 credits.
3. Sorority girls who pretend they're best friends with each other when they met two days ago.
4. Frat guys who think they're better than everyone else.
5. Athletes-HES majors
There are two on-campus ghosts.

I was walking around the BEAUTIFUL The College of New Jersey campus and heard that annoying ghost playing piano, then I ran into a overwhelmed engineering major who was freaking out for no reason.

by Lena J June 2, 2007

new york giants

A team of asshole thugs who think that they're the shit, just because they won superbowl 42. Lead by the grand dickhead, Eli Manning. The worst team in the NFL.

"Wow, those new york giants are just a shame. They think they rock at football."

by swim2win1 January 2, 2012

Happy New Years

An expression that's said when a male's genitalia (namely, their testicles) reach maturity. In colloquial terms, when "the balls drop". This term is said when such a moment occurs for a male, typically when among a group of his male friends.

Dave: "Happy New Years!"

Steve: "Nigga what the hell was that for?"

Tony: "Don't worry about it, his balls just dropped" *slow claps*

by TheKhanOfKhans April 21, 2015

A New England Soaker

When you blow a load into a girl's belly button and then she eats it with a spoon, like "New England Clam Chowder".

Yo, Last Night I tried to give ma bitch a New England soaker, but there were no spoons in the house, so she had to use a straw.

by Punkieeeeeee April 28, 2008

New Mexican Latte

(1) An instance in which a person intentionally gags him/herself on their sexual partner's erect penis while performing fellatio - generally as part of a deepthroat, facefuck or, in some cases, the Brazilian Mongoose - in order to vomit on his groin and the surrounding area. (2) In abstract usage, an act that one must perform to fulfill a loathed obligation.

Get on your knees and give me a New Mexican Latte!

Jesus, my bitch gave me a New Mexican Latte last night!

Man, you got fucked, looks like you're going to be giving a shitload of New Mexican Lattes this week.

by Hegemon 1111 January 22, 2010

faux news echolalia

Faux news echolalia - A mental and verbal deficiency wherein the victim mindlessly and helplessly parrots the erroneous and incorrect information disseminated by the Fox News Network.

It was apparent that Larry was suffering from Faux News Echolalia when he ardently asserted that the release of the secret Democratic memo would result in multiple arrests, convictions, and executions at Guantanamo Bay - #releasethememo!

by Imextra January 20, 2018

The College of New Jersey

A college filled with people who think they attend an elite school. They ripped off Princeton's name and many currently think they are better than Rutgers and even (gasp) Princeton. This is laughable. Although TCNJ is not a bad school, the student makeup, who feel as though they are attending one of the country's most elite Universities, significantly lower the school's credibility.

The morons in the facebook group of The College of New Jersey actually think TCNJ is a better college than Princeton.

At The College of New Jersey, no one laughed when it was announced that they were all attending an elite University

by Ricky44444 July 9, 2007