A mature broad who secretes a golden liquid from her snatch as she impales herself on a variety of inanimate objects, human heads, and bottles of D. The liquid she emits is then bottled and sold to the masses at a very affordable rate. The only thing bigger than her vast vaginal capacity is her immense ego. She enjoys frequent proclamations that she is at her sexual peak, likening herself to the sex drive of a virile 18 year old boy, much to the fear and disgust of any 18 year old male in the vicinity.
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Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).
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