fucking pissed off

Extraordinarily angry. Can be triggered by traumatic events that disrupt your most basic sense of self worth such as getting fired, getting raped, losing a loved one. If you are emotionally unbalanced like me this can be caused by events as trivial as being cut off in traffic, or getting a B on your final exam.

If you want to start shooting random people in the face with a nail gun you are probably fucking pissed off.

by Dave griffin July 31, 2008

fly off the handle

To become angry or enraged.

"I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle!"

by Socko August 10, 2004

pinch one off

v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd

After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.

by Money Mark August 22, 2006

Buzz One Off

Slang term used by Women when they go to masturbate with their vibrator for a quick orgasm. The saying is similiar to when Men have to go "Rub One Out".

"Got damn April, could you believe how sexy that Tim guy was looking tonight!!!"
"I know Emily, I'm headed to my room right now to find my vibrator and buzz one off!!!"

by SLCvDUB January 19, 2010

Off-road Head

The act of receiving road head while driving off-road so as to allow the bumps in the road do the work for you.

Caution: Driving too fast while receiving off-road head can have disastrous results. 15 mph is the maximum recommended speed.

Erin said she was too tired to give Michael road head so he turned his 4x4 down an old dirt trail to get some off-road head instead.

by drawkcaB August 5, 2015

sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person

Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

by the hung horseman January 3, 2019

beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

by qwimple April 17, 2011