Would your mom like it?

The definition of punk rock. Whenever something is called into question as to whether it is indeed "punk rock," simply ask the question, "Would your mom like it?" If the answer is NO, then the subject is indeed PUNK ROCK.

Punk 1: That guy just took a shit on the stage!! Is that punk rock?

Punk 2: Would your mom like it?

Punk 1: No...

Punk 2: Then yes.

by SoFat July 15, 2010

I might like you

Something girls out of you league tell you because they feel sorry for you

Boy: "J, I still like you..."
Girl: *of sh*t did he just say that* "I might like you..."

by PffffftYeahYouRight May 10, 2017

fold like a cheap camera

Someone who gives in too easily to pressure.

When they demanded more time, I watched him fold like a cheap camera.

by jokeysmurf1969 October 2, 2009

That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015

Back like cooked crack

self-explanitory

a Juelz Santana's mixtape

Yo Shawn's Back like cooked crack

by Shenanigans February 11, 2005

going off like a whale

bringing a girl to orgasm so hard and fast she moans like a whale out of painful pleasure

she was down on all fours going off like a whale.

by assmaster May 23, 2004

handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .

That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .

by handle me like a man March 30, 2017