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Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.
The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.
by Swog89 January 3, 2021
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mexican mason

An absolute man that you creme in your pants every time you see him. He just makes everyone bisexual so he can fuck them with his 20 foot dick.
Mexican Mason is a complete Lover.
by Hard Ass Nipples April 10, 2019
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Mexican Oak

The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”
“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”
by Vitreol March 15, 2019
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Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.
"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."
by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023
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mexican segway

stand up style commercial lawnmower commonly used by landscaping companies
Hey Pablo, do you want to trim hedges today or ride the Mexican Segway?
by babyratt June 8, 2022
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Mexican Halloween

When you try to reproduce the reference from "community" but the left over spices on your hand from the mexican food you ate earlier mess up the mood because it starts hurting bad when you finger her..
I mexican halloweened my girlfriend and she had to put a bag of frozen blueberries on her coochie to help with the pain
by El guero Bambi August 4, 2022
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Mexican Pipeline

When you do the Mexican lawnmower and catch all of the shit in a condom, freeze the condom and insert back up anal cavity
Hey babe, wanna do the Mexican pipeline with me?
by Mexican Pipeliners December 1, 2019
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