Peter and Bobby Brady driving down the road in their swingin' conversion van...
PETER: Hey, Bobby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
BOBBY: How about a Mac-Wendy-King?
PETER: Hit the first burger chain we find? Nah, we do that too much.
BOBBY: Well, how about some Kunt Fuckin' Chicken?
PETER: Yeah! Now that sounds good.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
BOBBY: How about a Mac-Wendy-King?
PETER: Hit the first burger chain we find? Nah, we do that too much.
BOBBY: Well, how about some Kunt Fuckin' Chicken?
PETER: Yeah! Now that sounds good.
by Greg Brady, laying drunk in the back of the van June 29, 2006
Get the Kunt Fuckin' Chickenmug. KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain which specializes in fried chicken. The first "Kentucky Fried Chicken" franchise opened in 1952. KFC was founded by Harland Sanders. By branding himself as "Colonel Sanders", Harland Sanders became a legendary figure of American cultural history, and his image remains prominent in KFC advertising. The company is famous for the "It's finger lickin' good" slogan, which originated in the 1950s. The trademark on that slogan expired in the United States in 2006. In 2011, the "finger lickin' good" slogan was dropped in favor of "So good".
EXAMPLE:
"Here was the problem: Dwayne wanted Francine to love him for his body and soul, not for what his money could buy. He thought Francine was hinting that he should buy her a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise, which was a scheme for selling fried chicken.
"A chicken was a flightless bird . . . The idea was to kill it and pull out all its feathers, and cut off its head and feet and scoop out its internal organs -- and then chop it into pieces and fry the pieces, and put the pieces in a waxed paper bucket with a lid on it . . ."
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 157 - 158).
"Here was the problem: Dwayne wanted Francine to love him for his body and soul, not for what his money could buy. He thought Francine was hinting that he should buy her a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise, which was a scheme for selling fried chicken.
"A chicken was a flightless bird . . . The idea was to kill it and pull out all its feathers, and cut off its head and feet and scoop out its internal organs -- and then chop it into pieces and fry the pieces, and put the pieces in a waxed paper bucket with a lid on it . . ."
-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 15 (page 157 - 158).
by Dinkum September 3, 2013
Get the Kentucky Fried Chickenmug. If you liked it, keep it climbing! If you didn't, I hope you have a wonderful day. Peace and chicken grease x
by edith sheeran August 24, 2012
Get the peace and chicken greasemug. A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006
Get the Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana mug. Recipe only works with drumsticks. Cover your chicken in egg wash. Shove the drumsticks, one at a time, up your ass as far as they go. Move the stick around to collect enough feces to smother on the chicken (you get the most if you don’t shit for a couple days). Pull it out and repeat with the rest. Smear the shit all over the chicken then toss them in flour, herbs, and spices (your choice). Toss em in the fryer and fry till they’re a nice brown color.
Pairs well with an Idaho Chicken Coop.
Enjoy!
Pairs well with an Idaho Chicken Coop.
Enjoy!
William: Oh man babe, you make the best Idaho Fried Chicken. I’m stuffed.
Kate: Thanks, I’m glad you loved it. Next time I want to try the recipe with turkey.
William: That sounds intense but I’m sure I can take it. Can’t wait!
Kate: Thanks, I’m glad you loved it. Next time I want to try the recipe with turkey.
William: That sounds intense but I’m sure I can take it. Can’t wait!
by 4eyes saves lives December 9, 2020
Get the Idaho Fried Chickenmug. same in the end Brad Nowell Sublime
track marks abbess IV Drug use tricks up your sleeve
“Kentucky fried chicken is all I see
It’s a hellified way to start your day.”
“I light up in the back with those tricks up my sleeve.”
-Brad Nowell from Sublime. (Same in the end lyrics)
Kentucky fried chicken is reference to the IV drug uses footprint. Like track marks or abbesses all up ones sleeve (for discretion) all resemble Kentucky fried chicken to the arm. Abbesses more so but 90s so-cal lingo none the less.
track marks abbess IV Drug use tricks up your sleeve
“Kentucky fried chicken is all I see
It’s a hellified way to start your day.”
“I light up in the back with those tricks up my sleeve.”
-Brad Nowell from Sublime. (Same in the end lyrics)
Kentucky fried chicken is reference to the IV drug uses footprint. Like track marks or abbesses all up ones sleeve (for discretion) all resemble Kentucky fried chicken to the arm. Abbesses more so but 90s so-cal lingo none the less.
Man Brad woke up screamin about his arm looking like Kentucky fried chicken when he went for his morning shot ..He missed a beast-shot last night and got another fried chicken lookin ass abbess on his arm! Gotta hide those tricks up the sleeve.
by 666evilcock666 February 25, 2020
Get the Kentucky fried chickenmug. by Skarchy May 4, 2020
Get the it tastes like chickenmug.