JB Cunted

When an employee (truck driver) is not available and a member of JB Hunt drives your shipment

D: Good morning Steve-O how did your morning meetings go?
S: Meetings were pointless but whatever, hey how did your deliveries go this morning?
D: Don’t ask I got JB Cunted all over the place

by Fubar1 June 13, 2022

cunt bag

describes my friend when she wont eat the food i got for her.

Miranda quit being a cunt bag and eat the fruit and yogurt parfait.

by Brooke03 April 30, 2005

Cunt Puppy

A variation on the word, cunt. It's someone who is obnoxious and acts like he or she knows everything. Derogatory term for both women and men. Less offensive then calling someone just a cunt.

She never called me last night! That cunt puppy!
I'm surprised he turned out to be such a cunt puppy; I really thought things would work out between us.

by eunitoons April 16, 2010

da cunt

WELL me and my friend billy thought that duck hunt was the best nintendo game in the World yeahh u say the word 3times fast yeahh exactly da cunt! well that the word Make it happen!

dunk hunt dunk hunt da hunt da cunt DA CUNT!

by TRACY February 7, 2004

cunt muffin

The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest

Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique

by frogzx May 31, 2011

cunt pop

A very cold hearted, money grubbing, frigid bitch!

My ex-wife is such a cunt pop, I could've at least gotten head, before she left with my best friend.

by slavetotheboys December 24, 2007

zombie cunt

when a woman is on her period... what her cunt turns into during this time in her monthly cycle

man this chick i fucked last nite had some funky zombie cunt goin on, my dick was covered in blood...

by cecilseebag-scragg February 16, 2009