When you have a tummy ache so bad that you're going to explode a toilet
Usually takes place after eating taco bell
Usually takes place after eating taco bell
by Mosue April 25, 2023
by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014
It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
by JLJackalope June 25, 2020
Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.
Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.
Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.
Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.
Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.
Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.
Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.
Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.
Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.
by Tunis Jack July 25, 2022
by Useless ex husband June 26, 2023
When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020
When you eat an egregious amount of Taco Bell at once, knowing it will end in the demise of your colon, but proceeding to gorge on it anyway.
by Franchise Evans January 30, 2022