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Old Dog

A older man who seeks the charms of younger ladies.
Charlie's girlfriend is 17 years younger then him, Charlie's an old dog.
by Oldmanjenkins78 June 7, 2018
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Party dog

When naked spooning after sex and you fart on his penis.
“I tried to hold my fart in all night so I didn’t give him a party dog”
by ELewis October 28, 2017
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Whore dog

by Kelsog8 February 22, 2018
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Dog Nap

A state of deep relaxation; a time of resting.
"Hey cat lady! Dog naps are better than cat naps" - Jordan
by Anti-CatLady December 16, 2012
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dyke dogs

the fat rolls that are visible on the back of the neck (base of neck) of a masculine lesbian because of her short boyish haircut.
Damn, look at the dyke dogs on that bitch's neck!
by AntoniusXXX March 20, 2012
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Blame it on the dog

When one defecates in a public area and when confronted blames the dog.
When Jackson shit in Devons pond he used the 'blame it on the dog' technique.
by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011
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Neanderthal Dog

A man who cannot be responsible enough to keep his privates in his pants, and habitually thinks of only eating, sex, drinking, partying, sex, sports, sex, sleeping, sex, women, sex, and truly believes everything and everyone else is beneath him, and his needs/wants.

A man doesn't necessarily have to be sleeping around with others, but can be sexually demanding, and even sexually abusive to his significant other. Sex dominates every day of his relationships. Irresponsible, and inappropriate behaviors are common. Self induced thoughts of indiscretions from his significant other, and acting upon those self induced thoughts, against a partners will.

A man that gives into all his issues whether they are dangerous to him, or others, and either see's no issues with the behavior, or does see the issues, but refuses to acknowledge his weakness's and seek help.

A man who will have sex with anything that moves.
Someone who is self centered enough to ignore everything and anything except for their own needs, and wants. Who either refuses, or actually can not see how their thinking and actions is destroying the other people in their lives.

Someone who will have sex with anything, or/ and anyone without thought of consequence. And because this man thinks, breathes, and see things in that way, they are considered a Neanderthal Dog. A unfeeling, unthinking, non-understanding, non-caring individual, who will "rut" with anything that moves...thus a dog. Neanderthal Dog.
by SeeTooMuchOfIt November 6, 2011
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