shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009

Shit Mate

A friend that bails on plans.

A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.

You are a SHIT MATE

by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011

shit dem

shocked/suprised

bro: yo look at dat girl over dere
me: shit dem she’s got bundaaaaa

by i.forgot.my.name October 1, 2020

drug shits

When you take too many drugs and it causes your bowels to overload, thus causing you to reap what you sow with incredibly disgusting and unforgiving shits.

Mary did way too much cocaine last night and now has the drug shits.

by Cloudvanity June 26, 2016

no shit, Scurlock!

Similar to 'no shit, Sherlock'.

A variation which compounds the stupidity of the person in which the statement is communicated to by obscuring the word "Sherlock" with the word "Scurlock"

Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!
Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"

Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, scurlock!

by Agent 49 July 6, 2016

romp shit

To win something, or to be really good or awesome at something.

Hey do you see Erica and Austin playing beer pong? They fucking romp shit!

by Laura Nicole May 29, 2008

Shit Suppressor

Placing toilet paper in a toilet to make your poop silent.

Someone was in the stall next to me, so I had to use a shit suppressor.

by powerbolt May 12, 2016