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John Lovgren

Drama queen, dark web adopted, salt mining crackhead
Yo why are you being a John Lovgren?
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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John

Formally known as that “Johnathan”. To be on that Johnathan is to be on that Westerby. To have that John is to have the best there is, nothing better.
You’re gambling, getting it in… you’re on that John.

You just picked a dime up from the bar. You’re on that John.
by Movie Magic October 8, 2025
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Pulling a John

Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!
by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019
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6.0 John

6.0 John is a big country white boah who loves to swing his Chevy 2500 longgggggg bed also know for knockin down the daughter of the famous guy on street outlaws.
Omg is 6.0 John doing a burnout, I’m getting so wet !
by SRT.Ant April 9, 2024
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John

“Yo, grab that john
We need to get outa this john”
by I Am Him, no questions asked February 4, 2024
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John Handcocked

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
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John The Bishop

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3
by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020
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