Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.

Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how how fast.

by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025

Piss me in

Used when someone is talking about something like drama or a show that you don't know but want to know more.

"She was being so annoying last Friday"
"Piss me in! I need to know what she did!"

by undinecosllays January 7, 2026

Piss-Chugging Grimace

Opposite of a shit-eating grin

Darryl had a piss-chugging grimace on his face the entire day

by Yakana January 16, 2025

Piss Day

A day when one pisses excessively

Wow Ive pissed alot today. Im having a piss day
- Philip

by FellazPlayaz123 January 19, 2025

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.

This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

by anonymous January 22, 2025

Piss

A vulgar word to describe pee or urine in ur body

A vulgar word to describe messing about

Piss

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Baking the Piss

Another way of saying Taking the Mickey. This time, there's no Disney twist. Sorry malwarebytes!

Rosechu, stop Baking the Piss!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025