Face handle

A moustache of such substantial size that it can be used to wield the face.

"Woahhhh, I am totally envious of that face handle, it is majestic!"

by Higher Priest October 15, 2017

Mug face

Typically used for when someone is being an absolute mug

"Fuck sake Jefferson! Don't leave the fridge door open, you mug face"

by Blaringtaser January 3, 2020

goat-faced

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

crowd face

The kind of face that blends into a crowd. Someone you know might have a crowd face if you've met many times but can't seem to recognize them. Or if you can't pick them out of pictures.

"Dude, why didn't you talk to Sandy?"

"That was Sandy? I can't seem to recognize her, she must have a crowd face."

by Scraendor November 6, 2013

cannibal face

A person who's facial appearance reminds another person of someone whom should be a cannibal or casted in a cannibal movie. Examples: forward for head with uni brow, narrow eyes and separated teeth all together on one face,) though not a deformation of the body it is an unlucky pick of genetic selection. Only the appearance gives the impression of a cannibal. The personality and intelligence is that of any other person.

Wow that guy has serious cannibal face! He looks like he could be a cannibal.

by vanburen July 21, 2014

Smoocher Face

Two members of a couple attached at the face.

The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.

There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.

If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.

"Wow, kyle and Kirstyn were being total smoocher faces today, like seriously get a room!" <33

by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011

Face Meat

That extra layer of fat on your face that you get when you gain weight!

It's definitely time to go on a diet, I have extra face meat!

by BambiCakes2 April 18, 2017