man journal

like a diary but for very manly men

damn that’s a good idea jeremy lemme just jot that down in my man journal real quick

by ghrrrrrrrrr November 25, 2022

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Luxembourg man

a Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier League club Manchester United and captains the Portugal national team.

You are a Luxembourg man

by Niyas Paranki October 6, 2022

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Croatian general with a slitghtly smaller bunda than a Puholini.

He is driving Tesla and he is god of plastic.
You will know he is around when you hear sounds like: „Wee wee”.
If he sees you he will tell you: „Jebem ti mater” that means he will fuck your mom.
He’s favorite spot for getting suplies is hotel Antunovic and Konzum.

„Today I entered house and heared someone fucking and when I entered room i saw Boca man fucking my mom”

Me and my friend walking

Boca man:„Wee wee”
Me and my friend:„ Oh look it is Boca man we need to call our moms!!”

by Boca man January 1, 2022

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Vss man

Vss man is the sweetest kind of man you could ever find smart kind handsome everything
But yuh see when they name is
Benard
Serryon
Jaycee
Joushua
THEM IS RED FLAG

I love my Vss man 😍😍

by 123its me January 7, 2022

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michelin man

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.

You’re just a michelin man.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

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Yahoo Man

We don't speak of him here.
He can teleport to you in a matter of seconds.
With his secret technique, he is almost everywhere.

His speed is unmatched
If you hear an "Yahoo" it's over.
His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG
*Thud
Thank you so much for to playing my game!
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!

Person 1: We do not speak of the Yahoo Man.
Person 2: Who is he?
Person 1: Ok i will whisper it to you. His name is M-YAHOOOOOO! *BANG *BANG
*Thud
*Thud
Buh-Bye.
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!

by Yahoo Man December 16, 2021

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