Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

Scruffy Joe by Wheeze February 13, 2008

Sweaty Joe 

The process of collecting all of the sweat from between your balls and legs and wiping or smacking another persons face

* I gave scott a sweaty joe or scott recieved a sweaty joe

Sweaty Joe by Robert Elliott October 7, 2008

Chicken joe 

A character of surfs up and is often used to compare a individual to a stoner.

“Oi mate your legit chicken joe”

Chicken joe by Anita sentius February 26, 2020

chicken joe 

Chicken Joe is the main side character for comedic relief. Chicken Joe is first introduced on the back of a whale hitting a bong with Cody Maverick (his new best friend). Unfortunately Chicken Joe has a crippling addiction to marijuana and goes on a walk through the jungle high off his nuggets on rope and nearly gets cooked alive by natives.

He is accepted into a surfing companion because Mikey Abromowitz lost a bet then proceeds to win while high out of his mind and doesn’t even notice.

Chicken Joe knows professional wrestlers such as John Cena and The Undertaker on a personal basis.

Let’s go get high with Chicken Joe.

Chicken Joe is the best surfer.

chicken joe by Slappy Frappy April 24, 2020

Little Joe 

Executing a person by shooting them twice in the chest and twice in the head is known as a little joe.

A roll of 4 the hard way in the game of craps.
Hard way are called such as there is only one way for a pair of dice to come up. For a hard four, it's 2&2. For an easy way four there are two different ways. Either the first die showing 1 and the other die showing 3. Or the first die showing 3 and the other die showing 1.

It is unknown if the craps slang came from the name of the killing technique or vise versa.

Take that rat bastard out back and little joe is punk ass.

Little Joe by jimmy da prick May 24, 2020

Camper Joe 

An idiot who thinks it’s a great idea to camp the whole game

“Theres a camper joe in that corner”

Camper Joe by TheMythicalHomieG January 11, 2022

The Joe of Kimes

The Joe of Kimes (real name joakim) is The J's partner in business and he is the most passive of the urban myths. He commited several counts of arson in Massachusetts leading to him being wanted by the U.S government.

Person 1: The Joe of Kimes is so cool, I wish I could be like him!

Person 2: I wish I could have my very own Joe of kime.

The Joe of Kimes by Follower of Dennis R and The J February 17, 2022