Fickle Fishing

The tedious process of scooping unworldly matters (I.E poops) from a cat's litter box.

"My mom insisted I start fickle fishing. She said it's because I'm a teenager now.

by KingLoli February 17, 2020

old fish

a nasty ass old ladies twat, a vajj

Dang Ruth, you need to clean up that old fish.
Chuck you Farley, this is my money maker!

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

Winkey fish

A cveamy white cocaine-like substance in your winkey. Can be very eggy smelling.

Have you got a winkey fish build up? You should get yur doctor to extract it with his mini spatula!

by Kez292 March 5, 2022

Massachusetts fish

A fish dinner served on a platter sauteed in Sam Adams Boston lager with a side of PUSS

Yumm! This Massachusetts fish is delicious. The fat puss on the side really compliments the flavors!

by Jrodguy October 23, 2017

Fish Pistol

When a man blows his load under water. I.e. Orgasm

I unleashed my fish pistol when I was swimming last night bro, it was amazing.

by Dirks McPatrick January 19, 2016

Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

by Devo09 July 12, 2024

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024