its december 16 2004
by poopoopopopopopop June 29, 2022
Get the december 16 2004mug. dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.
by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010
Get the douche-stache decembermug. It’s Christmas goddammit. What did you expect? Call your crush cute day? No it’s Christmas you dumbass
Person: Hey you know what today is😏
Person 2: what?
Person: it’s call your crush-
Person 2: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU DUMBASS
Person: Hey you know what today is😏
Person 2: what?
Person: it’s call your crush-
Person 2: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU DUMBASS
by yourmommyscute October 28, 2021
Get the December 25mug. You are a gorgeous person who fucks every day and everyone is jealous about your girlfriends. You also make a lot of money and you have an enormous dick
by Johny53 November 22, 2021
Get the 3 Decembermug. by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the December 15thmug. Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar big south Asian actor.
Jack: did you watch Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar newest movie yet
Manav: YOu were born on December 5
Jack: did you watch Joseph Vijay Chandrasekhar newest movie yet
Manav: YOu were born on December 5
by nirothisnojekljg November 4, 2023
Get the december 5mug. still remember the third of December, me in your sweater
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Heather
I wish I were Heather
(Oh, oh)
Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were...
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Heather
I wish I were Heather
(Oh, oh)
Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were...
TODAY IS NATIONAL WEAR YOUR CUTEST SWEATER/ GIVE SOMEONE YOUR CUTEST SWEATER DAY ( december 3rd )
LIST OF PLACES TO GET SUPER CUTE SWEATERS DOWN BELOW 👇
LIST OF PLACES TO GET SUPER CUTE SWEATERS DOWN BELOW 👇
by V4g!na<3 December 2, 2021
Get the December 3rdmug.