Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.
Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"
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Meaning one; A father figure to a rich teenager/adult or to a young child.
Meaning two; A girl's boyfriend's sugar name during sex or foreplay.
Meaning one; A father figure to a rich teenager/adult or to a young child.
Meaning two; A girl's boyfriend's sugar name during sex or foreplay.
Meaning one; Rich
Rich: Daddy will buy me anything !
Dad(dy): Shut the fuck up Britanny.
Meaning one; Kid
Kid: My daddy is picking me up from play group!
Daddy: Hi sweetie! I'm here!
Meaning two;
Girl: Daddy, fuck me *moan*, deeper Daddy!
Boy: *Moan* ~~~
Rich: Daddy will buy me anything !
Dad(dy): Shut the fuck up Britanny.
Meaning one; Kid
Kid: My daddy is picking me up from play group!
Daddy: Hi sweetie! I'm here!
Meaning two;
Girl: Daddy, fuck me *moan*, deeper Daddy!
Boy: *Moan* ~~~
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