dewey the library cat

The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.

Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing

by Kaifwa December 21, 2020

All Cat No Mouse

When you’re bored or having nothing to chase / do.

“I’ve got nothing to do. All cat no mouse.”

by cal w February 6, 2021

cat in the hat mug

kilogram

hey cat in the hat mug, oops mbd i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

10,11 buff cat

10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair

YOUR mom : kids, I'm going on a date tonight

Kids : with who????
YOUR mom : a 10,11 buff cat that have whiskers made from YOUR mom's special nose hair
Kids : You're gay!!!! :D

by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022

smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

by Rocco C June 16, 2022

Raining cats and dogs

We say it's raining cats and dogs when there is a heavy downpour. It simply means a heavy rain.

The saying presents an interesting image of animals falling from the sky, that doesn't seem to have much to do with torrential rain, and experts aren't certain about its origin.
The most likely and least appealing theory is that rain storms in 17th century England would carry the bodies of dead animals through the dirty city streets inspiring people to say "it's raining cats and dogs"

Example: -Sorry I'm late for work it's raining cats and dogs and the streets are flooded.
-when it rains cats and dogs, you tend to get very wet.

by NB1906 August 29, 2022

Sock cat 43

Sock cat 43 oh oh oh

Sock cat 43

by SharkDrool September 12, 2022