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broed

when you get tag teamed by your bros

often you can not walk the next day and will need anal surgery
bro Vitali got broed so hard in his sleep that he is in a wheel chair like Stephen Hawking
by doseSKLZ October 21, 2021
mugGet the broedmug.

bro brawl

When two bros willingly and agreeingly engage in an argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.
Bro: ey brah you wanna get in a bro brawl
Brah: bro, lets get some drugs or else it's not a bro brawl
Bro: I willingly agree to get involved in this argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.
Brah: I concur.
by John clark March 12, 2014
mugGet the bro brawlmug.

ur bro gay

this is a very powerful saying
use at your own RISK!!!
It works the best on girls without a father who have an older brother
It means your brother is gay
me: ur bro gay lol
fatherless girl: I know
by shmiigyツ April 14, 2022
mugGet the ur bro gaymug.

BRO

You use it when brothers,friends or males did something wrong and this is what they saying
John:Bro(Why?) Jonathan:Bro(Sorry,do you forgive me?). John:Bro(I forgive you Jonathan). Both together:Bro!!(Yay!)
by anonymous September 26, 2020
mugGet the BROmug.

Cool Story Bro

Not listening and doesn't care if comes off rude
Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool

Bored Person : Cool story Bro
by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019
mugGet the Cool Story Bromug.

Passport bros

Women in developed countries have ceased to be dependent on men. They are not economically forced to procreate degenerate traits anymore, and became selective. This has created a sexual vacuum for men with traits unacceptable in respectful relationships, such as viewing women as submissive sexual objects, easy targets for abuse, or decoration.

These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine."

This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
If you're done with demands of Western women, join the 'Passport Bros' movement and discover a world where you're truly valued.
by abc423 June 23, 2024
mugGet the Passport brosmug.

snorkel bro

A Guy that love giving oral sex to female.
by bambino5683 October 13, 2014
mugGet the snorkel bromug.

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