The act of slapping an inferior being with a low-top Chuck Taylor shoe, most commonly in the face, usually in the form of a sneak attack from behind.
Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)
Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)
After the peasant's unsanctioned disrespect, it was essential that he received a swift chuck slap. He was lucky I didn't peasant splat his ass.
by Mershon Jr. December 7, 2011

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

Slapping Somebody with a hand full of godly Jizz, fresh from a sweet jerk off from watching Your Favorite Kink style porn category, made famous by the “Indie Valedictorian” Hopsin.
by Salli7271 January 27, 2020

by Quality Assuraaaah! June 10, 2021

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.
by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025

A sexual act where a woman has the helm of her vagina slapped by the three primary fingers while the pinky is bent and covered by the thumb.
by ModernEnglishEducation June 10, 2019
