Pako <3

A pink dinosaur who helps you rizz up the ladies

Dysfunction: omg is that a pako??
Dwayne the rock Johnson: yessir ;)

Pako <3 is so cute

by hot_naked_guitars69 December 23, 2023

December 3

December 3 is sweater day its used in a song called "Heather"

Person: here take my sweater

Y/n: why?
Person: bc it's December 3

Y/n: oh thanks!

by Zacharyzaxor December 3, 2021

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Yak-3

That one russian bias plane that flies to space and dives on you out of nowhere

“In soviet russia, You don’t fly yak-3, yak-3 fly you”

by TheIdiotAdministration November 11, 2024

olive <3

olive is an amazing person. they are cute and fun. they can make you laugh all the time and are very relatable. they know how you feel from glances and know how to make you feel better. they know how to pick good friends and have a pretty large friend group. they have great fashion sense and is very cultured. they do not live under a rock.
they are hopeless romantics and rarely have crushes, but when they do their a sucker for that person. they’re trusting in their close friends and confide in them about their feelings.

they would never leave anyone on read and understands how it feels.
they are just downright da bomb

omg!! i met olive <3 today, they’re so cool!!
omg i bet, all olives are cool 😎

by urmothersmom March 17, 2022

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019

snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023