something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.
Example:
Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.
Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.
Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.
Example 2:
Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.
Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.
Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.
Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.
Example 2:
Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.
by wisdomous October 10, 2020
Get the smol beanmug. When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.
“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”
by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025
Get the Slipped a beanmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Pepping THe BEans Whistle<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Pussy69Slayer May 5, 2022
Get the Chili beanmug. J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
Get the J-beaningmug. 
