shit knife

A knife kept in the bathroom to cut up turds too large to flush.

I keep my shit knife in the bottom drawer next to the toilet in case you need it.

by johnknotabuc April 15, 2019

slab shit

Slab shit is such a huge shit that you pass out when you shit it. It is so large that is leaves your ass with a black hole for a bootyhole. If you ever have a slab shit, call 911 ASAP as you can die of blood loss

"Yo did that nigga just give birth through his booty?" "Nah nigga that was just a slab shit."

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Shit slug

When, after a fresh excretion, one scoots on their butt across any desired surface, leaving a thick trail of shit

Wow Evan was so mad after I shit slugged on the carpet in his condo!!

by Cuckster123456 May 25, 2019

Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.

"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."

by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019

wait... shit

I think I have to shit.

Wait... shit i think i messed up

by wetblanket25 September 19, 2019

shitting in Steubenville

adding nothing of value to nowhere of any significance

He fancies himself an Instagram influencer, but he's just shitting in Steubenville

by Spunky Spunk October 13, 2019

Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019