norrie joe

Norrie is the biggest slacker known. He displays no sense of self-worth and takes pride in absolutely nothing. Tends to blame others for his short comings. Unable to sustain long term relationships secondary to wondering eye syndrome.

Norrie is a penny pincher.

Norrie Joe is a balding Rusty lover.

by bratitude February 8, 2014

G.I. Joe

A guy in the military who comes home on leave and sleeps with his friend's girl

" Brad came home on leave and slept with his best friend's girl, he's such a g.I. joe."

by [e-mail] August 12, 2014

pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

Sloppy Joe

The act of giving a girl anal and the orgasm is so powerful it makes you throw up all over her in the middle of ejaculation. The mix semen and vomit gives the consistency of a sloppy joe

1. Bro! Last night was so wild! Jenny let me put in her butt for the first time and it was so good that I wound up giving her sloppy joe!

2. Anal is the bomb! I almost broke my back 'cause I nutted so hard! The sloppy joe made it ten times better since we could both enjoy my orgasm!

by Gregluanus September 27, 2014

GI Joe Veteran

Any person who has served in two different branches of the United States military, Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, a combination of any two.

Famous porn producer Larry Flynt is a veteran of the the U.S. Army, (which he lied about his age to get in), and the U.S. Navy. Larry Flynt is a GI Joe Veteran.

by pickuplinepat October 11, 2014

joe grow

A horny young man who gets punched in the genitals when he asks a girl out on a date.

He pulled a Joe Grow when he asked the hot chick out.

by DatSmartKid October 31, 2014

joe heron

A man who's cock doesn't protrude outwards, but rather stays inside of him for warmth.

Why does that man have a vagina?

No Billy, he is just a Joe Heron

by Baumtasia January 26, 2015