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Mexican triple surprise

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants
-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise
by Lamasisful July 19, 2023
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Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
by CoachMatt May 24, 2022
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Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
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Mexican Fruit Cup

Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.

After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
by Glitchedchaos February 23, 2024
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mexican Daniel

person 1: hey whos that kid in a sombrero? Person 2: Thats Mexican Daniel we all love Mexican Daniel
by Mexican Daniel April 13, 2022
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mexican blood fuck

In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat
Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!
by Gory_geoff October 17, 2017
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mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!
Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years
by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021
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