(kirsty)"ur a cheesey bean yaaar meeeeaaaan" (ross) "ive ad enuff ov ur beans 4 1 night now gimme them quavers!!"
by Bean Head June 12, 2007

When an ugly girl who has been a victim of the game ‘pull a pig’, shits in the bed then quietly leaves...........
After winning a game of pull a pig, Richard also won ‘pork then beans’ when he awoke to find that he had been rolling around in the shit she left behind!
by Daviss March 10, 2018

A silly slag that has a very creaky desk and loves a lad called Noah and is completely and utterly obsessed with him she loves me Gail very much as I am just annoying as her but we’re very classy gals
by Gail2703 November 22, 2021

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023

A Cypriot Turkish word used to refer to friends. Translates to "Be hayvan" in standard Turkish, which means "Hey animal". Also written and spelled as B'ayvan or Bayvan
by hanabira May 11, 2021

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.
The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023

by therealslimshady1 September 27, 2010
