Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Dirty Suarez

The art of shitting in someone's mouth and then them taking a bite and swallowing.

I have that bitch a hell of a Dirty Suarez

by Fergus02 December 2, 2015

Dirty Kandice

When she’s not done with you after your fuck fest and takes your entire dick and balls in her mouth so you can’t get dressed.

I tried to get up but she stopped me with a dirty Kandice .

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Dirty Salger

When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating.

I think Maj might be pulling a Dirty Salger!

by SmartDirtyLiam February 5, 2022

Dirty Eskil

Dirty Eskil a man with a big dick

When his dick gets hard every girl wants a dirty Eskil

by E3kil July 20, 2020

Dirty Ped

The inability to cum during sex because you're intoxicated or just shit.

Pedro pulled a dirty Ped last night.

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

Dirty Sanchez

A Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip.

Wait sniffed his finger after the Dirty Sanchez, it smelt strange.

by Duane Allen November 29, 2020