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Retard

Typically a dumb fucking cunt with a low intelligence level (IQ) high likely occurring with a mental or physical disorder / disability resulting in their low education.
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Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.
Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.
by PLMMJ June 12, 2024
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This guy is a retard
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retard

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.
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Retardio

1. (Adjective): A quality of abject stupidity, describing one's essence, or their actions.

2. (Noun): A culture of idiocy. One in which its constituents continue to succeed because of their stupidity, not despite of it.

3. (Noun): A term of endearment or insult, intentionally separate from the term "retard". Retardio has none of the past baggage that "retard" does, since it was never used formally/informally to address the mentally disabled population.

4. (Noun) A term of salutation/signoff, used to conclude a long, typed rant or soliloquy online. Adopted and made famous by the financial markets personality "TradingAxe" in his signature style of Twitter posting.

5. (Adjective) Intended to describe and exclaim wild extravagance.
1.Example: "Jon is absolutely retardio. How did he manage to get his wiener bitten by a Northern Pike on a fishing trip?"

2.Example: "Long live Retardio! I blacked out from heavy barbiturates in Atlantic City last week. In my stupor, I kept doubling my roulette bets every time I lost using the Hugo Martingale strategy, and somehow ended up winning $30,000 at the table."

3.Example: "Yo! What's up my Retardio! I ran into your sister last week at Arby's."

4.Example: "Study Martha Stuart. A woman who made a FORTUNE by trading securities on hot tips for years, under the guise of earning income through her disarming personal brand as a homemaker. Her minute prison sentence was a small price to pay for the MASSIVE financial empire she was able to construct. And here you are, bragging online, disclosing your personal financial information to STRANGERS by showing off your INSIGNIFICANT trading profits on Twitter.

Retardio"

5.Example: "Bro, did you see that 2006 Bentley Continental parked outside of The Olive Garden? All black, like Bruce Wayne would drive. That shit looked Retardio!"
by luisabreu96 September 13, 2024
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Retardio

The ultimate trench warrior: the hungriest, smartest, and most organized bag-getter.
What does retardio do? A retardio is the ultimate trench warrior: the hungriest, smartest, and most organized bag-getter.
by habibi0x September 24, 2024
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Retardio

Latin for "Return to God"; often modified as Retar Dio.
I WILL DRIVING FOR THE NEXT HOUR AND NOT TRADING

PROTECT MY BAGS WHILE IM AWAY

RETARDIO
by habibi0x September 24, 2024
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