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Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
mugGet the Pissing Distancemug.

Go Piss

When u need to go.. Piss
by King o' Fiber October 12, 2020
mugGet the Go Pissmug.

South African Wall Piss

“The South African Wall Piss” is when you and 5 of your friends go into a public restroom and piss on the walls. You the. Proceed to tell an employee that someone pissed on the walls in the restroom. Then when they go in there to see you shut the door and you and your 5 friends rape the employee
Hey bro wanna go do the “South African Wall Piss” at elementary schools
by Duswesweswe Jhabibe April 30, 2025
mugGet the South African Wall Pissmug.

pissing in them jeans

It’s basically asking a girl is she wet
Boy: A girl are you pissing in them jeans
Girl: I don’t know what that means
Boy: yeah you pissing
by Tip60 December 10, 2017
mugGet the pissing in them jeansmug.

piss thistle

Piss thistle; the unexpected attacking from under-growth when you go for an alfresco pee
"Snuck off for a cheeky leak, piss thistles everywhere!"
by gockaboodle July 23, 2014
mugGet the piss thistlemug.

Piss Eggs

When a discord user cries when they get punked
man, NPC was leaking piss eggs all over
by Icarus3000 December 30, 2023
mugGet the Piss Eggsmug.

Pissing In Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your buddies who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
Joe Nana: ayo stop pissing in orange juice
Chris Peacock: how bout u stop drinking it
by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021
mugGet the Pissing In Orange Juicemug.

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