jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.

Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?

by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022

Thirsty Monkees

Overly horny males usually found pestering desirable but uninterested women who try to hard and generally don’t get the message their attention is unwanted

“Geez, this app is filled with dic pics and Thirsty Monkees”

by HeyitzHelium January 12, 2022

Basic_Monkey

Basic_Monkey is an awful human, he sends cups of milking constantly to kids in real life after doxxing their locations. Please watch out for Basic_Monkey when on any social media platforms, he will do nasty sexual acts to you.

Person: "Hey is that Basic_Monkey..?"
Basic_Monkey: "Yeah. Is this your home address? *Their home address*"

by Basic_MonkeyHATER January 24, 2022

lean_monkey

He is made of lean and the best player ever

Lean_monkey hes so good at jukes

by RIDEJD February 26, 2022

Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022

stucco monkey

A Mexican or southwest Native American

I couldn’t drive anywhere in New Mexico with all the stucco monkeys on the road.

by headk400 April 13, 2022