John Mulaney

A comedian that got his start as a writer on Saturday Night Live from 2008-2012 (Seasons 34-38). He has three stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, not including his broadway play “Oh, Hello” with college friend Nick Kroll and “The Sack Lunch Bunch,” his musical special with roughly fifteen kids and Jake Gyllenhaal. He is one of the best stand-up comedians in the country and has won various awards for his witty jokes.

Person 1: Have you ever watched “New In Town” on Netflix? It’s really funny.
Person 2: Of course! I love John Mulaney!

John Mulaney by the goddamn door July 25, 2021

john 

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

john by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021

johnblond 

A roast for when you can think of anything

Dude 1: Bro your such a… a Johnblond

Dude 2: Wtf does that mean

Dude 1: I win this argument

johnblond by Deez Hpp11cle July 27, 2021

John Cena Special

You can't see it coming.

You do know about John Cena Special? That's wicked.

John Cena Special by Sosku10 August 17, 2021

John long middle school 

John long middle school is one of the worst schools ever. Teachers are all assholes besides some. The kids all are liberals and all fake asf. Please do not come to this school it needs to be shut down. They dress code girls for having there shoulders showing but when a emo girl wears a dog collar and stripper boots she’s fine.

Hey! What school do you go too? 2: Oh I go to John Long Middle School. (The worst schools ever made)

John long middle school by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021

John Long Middle School 

A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay

A: Hey what school do you go to
B: John Long Middle School
A: lol

John Long Middle School by i like poopee September 10, 2021

John Gassy 

The name that rivaled the infamous John garris,due to reason disputes the rival to the king has disappeared but we all hope he will return.

Dang John garris is getting beat by John gassy!
John gassy might overtake John garris

John Gassy by Juicebox2311 September 12, 2021