john

sexy ass beast like entity who gets all the girls

soz john if ur reading this but i lied

by milky_banana-69 October 31, 2021

Tricky John

Anyone by the name of Quinn from California

Hi Tricky John

by Neopride July 7, 2019

Jorkin’ John Day

Febuary 6th

Today is Jorkin’ John Day!
Happy Jorkin’ John Day!

by me (im not you) February 10, 2025

John Marston

1) A badass!

2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.

3) One who is the opposite of a simp.

John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.

by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023

Old Papa John

Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.

"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"

by Daroguetoaster March 19, 2016

John Bridge

When a man inserts a large female member within his holes.

Man, I had a great John Bridge last night, she had a huge penis

by The John Bridge May 6, 2025

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025