tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

by Jendingo December 4, 2022

Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are

Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

by Del0920 August 12, 2021

Tater tits

When some one has tits that look like they eat tator tots for every meal

You are so fat you look like you have tater tits

by Biscuit doge June 10, 2018

Tits

When your bored or pissed and you need a go to word "TITS!"

ahh tits! I scrapped my knee!!!

by Flappers0 April 24, 2021

tinsle tits

when someone is in a festive mood or in a bright manner. Normally meaning " hey your in a good mood today".

Hi miss tinsle tits, your in a bright mood

by Tinsle tits December 4, 2018

Snoring tits off

Snoring hard, deep asleep

Alexandra has been snoring tits off all night

by Professor-x-machine April 2, 2022