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gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.
Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.
by JP408 July 1, 2007
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gay marriage

ok... first of all... marriage is a religious institution, but not of christianity. the pagans, woulds, and germanic tribes of europe were doing it way, WAY before christianity came about. so were various tribes and religions all over the world. many of them weren't polygomous, so don't start with no gay or bi marriages.
second of all, you cannot choose to be gay. you do not turn gay later in life, you realize it. it's a mutation in the genes. if you don't believe me, try to turn yourself gay. honestly, if you think you can turn yourself gay and then back, you shouldn't be afraid. turn yourself gay. sexually want someone of the same gender. it isn't easy, is it? neither is forcing your genetic structure to follow society's standards just because christians said so.
in the end, religion doesn't decide the laws of our country. morals and needs do. basic human morals are being kind to your fellow man, not banning the ability to love another man. it's religious morals. don't force religion on people, don't force sexuality on people. gays have never done anything like that to you.
actually i'd like to see an example of gays ganging up on straight people because they're straight, or trying to pass laws based on their sexuality. apparently a lot of people thing gays need to leave straights alone. why can't they stand to leave gay marriage alone?
by gypsys_child July 28, 2008
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St Gay

A gay person who has a pizza face and lactating nipples. Also has a cat who he has sex with at least 3 times a day. He also has infected testicles that have swollen to the size of a fist.
St Gay's milk is full of Vitamin D
by PaTmAn Da Man Schrage January 7, 2005
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gay speak

ALso known as leet speak, an art that takes normal words and replaces the leter with ASCII characters that resemble the letters of the word
1337 - leet
Roxor - |20><0|2
by *********** March 29, 2003
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Gay Shotgun

When two gay dudes lube up their assholes and place them together to form an airtight seal and then one passes gas. It pushes the gas into the other gay dude and makes his stink star expand and pop a bit, thus giving pleasure.
Hey Thad, rub that maple syrup on my pucker and then back over here with your pants down. I had burritos for lunch and I want to give you a gay shotgun.
by SirCockalot May 14, 2008
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gay density

The density of gay people in a given community. This is worked out by the number of gay people divided by the total number of people in the community.
Jeez, the gay density of this server is very high. Let's switch servers.
by Xi Jin October 1, 2006
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Gay Slippers

When you stick both feet up 2 guys asses and walk with them on your feet
The men acted as gay slippers for their friend to walk in
by cole. July 18, 2009
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