The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.
Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.
by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024
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player john: bro this dude is cheating so hard!!!!
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
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by Raksov October 12, 2024
Get the Little Beans mug.A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?
Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
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"During the 2014 Crimean crisis, Russia deployed Little Green Men to seize key positions, creating confusion about their true identity and avoiding direct confrontation with Ukrainian forces."
Person 1: "Did you hear about the situation in Crimea a few years ago?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the one with those mysterious soldiers who showed up out of nowhere?"
Person 1: "Exactly! Those were the 'Little Green Men'—Russian soldiers without any insignia, just there to take control while leaving Russia's involvement in question."
Person 2: "Ah, so it's basically a way to avoid being caught red-handed while still getting the job done. Sneaky!"
Person 1: "Did you hear about the situation in Crimea a few years ago?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the one with those mysterious soldiers who showed up out of nowhere?"
Person 1: "Exactly! Those were the 'Little Green Men'—Russian soldiers without any insignia, just there to take control while leaving Russia's involvement in question."
Person 2: "Ah, so it's basically a way to avoid being caught red-handed while still getting the job done. Sneaky!"
by Crusadermobile November 23, 2024
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Dom: holy fucking shit Aiden you are a little tikes tweaker
Aiden: man shut you bitch ass up you built like the battle bus nigga
Aiden: man shut you bitch ass up you built like the battle bus nigga
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