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Left-Hand Pocket Launcher

The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.

It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.
kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!

kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.
by fenderbass7 September 20, 2009
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Otherwise known in proper noun form as "The Method", or in a verb form such as "Methoding". This refers to both male and female masturbation and the techniques therein. It is usually used between Soul Friends or people who are obsessed with it.
Josh, you're obsessed with Methoding girls.
by Blu April 7, 2004
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side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.
by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006
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Evelyn & Crab-tree Hands

A drinking game in which each player holds two bottles of beer (one between thumb and pointer finger and one between pointer and middle finger) in each hand and then secures the bottles with tape. Each bottle should have a straw in it for sipping. Prior to taping the bottles, light several freshly scented candles. Upon finishing the beers use the straws to blow the candles out. First person to finish all four beers and blow out the candle via straw proboscious wins.
Hey Nate, want to play Evelyn & Crab-Tree Hands? Ya know, the one from Tom Cruise's Top Gun.
by Transatlantic Gingerz June 22, 2013
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give me your hands

trying to fight or harrass you in any way
by Roblox Username: Cute_Madison February 23, 2018
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Duck Shaped Hand Challenge

The person taking the picture uses his/her hand and shaping it to look like a DUCK with the 4 fingers and thumb in a point, then placing the Duck Shape Hand in front of a Object and/or random location and taking a picture of it, then uploading to the internet Social Media sites and then adding friends names (or Tagging) and challenging them to getting a better or more extravagant picture.
Steven places a Duck Shaped Hand in front of the maccas sign takes a picture and then posted on social media sites and tagged John, Now John has been Duck Shaped Hand Challenged to take a more funnier picture to beat him.
by The DuckMan December 16, 2011
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texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.
Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.
by Kevin March 31, 2005
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