Tissue Box Orgasm

when you think you're going to get caught masturbating so you ejaculate as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well
Guy 1: Dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK
by neverbeencaught1007 April 26, 2010
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Louisiana Litter Box

After a drunken one night stand, the woman wakes up before the man and is completely disgusted by him so she pisses in the bed and sneaks out... leaving it for the man to clean up.
"I was so hammered the other night and this guy totally took advantage of me so I Louisiana Litter Boxed him good."
by Ddogg4evr January 22, 2010
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soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.
"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."
by Hannah & Iago August 18, 2011
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I’ll shine your box

Hey I’ll shine your box for a week
by ll_Deadman November 29, 2020
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irish whiskey boxing

the act of one person holding two glasses of irish whiskey while the other person punches him in the stomach. if the first person drops any whiskey he drinks.
Patrick is great at irish whiskey boxing. He never loses a drop.
by irishman69 August 12, 2007
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X-box pox

result of being a gamer on the 360. usually gotten by playing call of duty. starts as acne because your gamer ass doesnt have time to take a shower. evolves into a nasty scrotum hanging from your nose. eventually develops into a full length wiener complete with aids filled puss fucks covering face. nastier than a grundle pie .
me: holy shit! what the fuck is on your face?!

benner: i dont know dude! i was just playing black ops and it appeared, like magic!

me: i think you got X-box pox!

benner: i dont know, ive never seen anything like it!

me: ....dont you have a penis?

benner: a what?
by bobobobobobobo7 January 09, 2011
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