monkey job

An expression of credulity or moderate odium towards an object or person, typically unrelated to primates and/or occupations

You dumbass monkey job, get it right next time before I sodomize you with a hedge trimmer.

by Sir H4x May 18, 2003

Monkey Whore

Monkey Whore (adj)

a description used to describe a woman/ girl who makes out with facialy disaranged people.

Chloe kissed his huge, huge lips.

she fell in love with his extra-ordinary chin.

by Luke June 18, 2004

Monkey Tennis

The holy fucking grail

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?

by J January 9, 2004

crack monkey

A crack monkey is a person you see at a sleazy bar, or just walking in the bad part of town who's addicted to crack. You can always tell them by their call -- "Hey man, do you think you could spare a dollar?". By definition, a crack monkey should be of african-american descent, but sometimes this can be overlooked.

That damned crack monkey asked if he could borrow three dollars to he could get on the city bus.

by The Piguana April 14, 2006

monkey island

A really good series. At least the first two are great. The last two are awful!

MI1 and MI2 aren't crap. CMI an EMI disobeyed that!
From Guybrush's bad puns, at house of sticks: "Stick around, I'll see ya later"

by TIlover May 13, 2005

tit monkey

a woman, usually young, but not always (cf. Cindy McCain), who exposes her breasts, or cleavage, for commercial allure or political or professional advancement

Kirin on CNN is such a tit monkey in the morning, but Heidi isn't.

by Scatter Jack October 11, 2008

monkey poo

A phrase when mouthed to some one (your girl) looks like you are saying "i love you". When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.

When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."

"monkey poo" mouthed

by David Sinfield September 23, 2007