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A Line of Shit

(noun) A vague platitude with no meaning or purpose behind it. An attempt to save face, get last word, or placate. A verbal attempt to avoid confrontation. A cop-out answer.
Person A: I guess I'll just pray for you.

Person B: Don't give me a line of shit.
by rhastings88 November 20, 2019
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Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.
Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
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Chad Shit

Doing something that a Chad would do like throwing some parties in the mansion or beach house, playing sports that a Chad would play like lacrosse and baseball or doing something country as hell or flexing your net worth
friend: I’m going to the beach house this weekend and ima use my jet ski and chug some bud lights and ‘ronas

Me: Damn that’s some Chad Shit
by RealChad April 30, 2019
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Aye Shit

Approval of something shown or something done usually said when someone is stoned or to lazy to give a real response

Or when music is Boppin the person will yell "AYE SHIT! THIS SHIT BAPPIN"
1: I brought some weed
2: Aye shit

or

1: I'm gonna do a back flip

2: Aye shit
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Meatball shits

Meatball shits; when you shit in your friends toilet and leave two meatball sized shits for him to find them later.
Hey bro I just left some meatball shits in your bathroom (make sure he/she is stoned asf so they forget you told them)

(Ashton kay Taylor )
by Kasen bjorhus May 7, 2019
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Shit tick

A shit tick is someone who feeds off of negative energy and drama. A shit tick is a scummy person that you DO NOT want to spend your days with.
“Karen is such a shit tick...she is always in everyone’s drama.”
by Mikki<3 April 7, 2019
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shit knife

A knife kept in the bathroom to cut up turds too large to flush.
I keep my shit knife in the bottom drawer next to the toilet in case you need it.
by johnknotabuc April 15, 2019
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