by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
by Jean Michel Leflamme February 12, 2018
a sexual maneuver when you spread your partners anal cheeks, and blow into their rectum, a very sensual sexual act.
Friend: How did you and that Asian girl do last night?
Me: Nothing much normal but she gave me a Mexican Windpipe.
Me: Nothing much normal but she gave me a Mexican Windpipe.
by eatdetpussy445 June 23, 2019
by Wizkhaleesi June 02, 2018
When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood
by Ewwwgrossdude February 13, 2023
Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours
by bendecker January 12, 2023
When someone says he or she will bring fancy food on New Year’s Eve, but instead brings six billion table tennis balls just to be weird.
by bestboyelectric December 30, 2019