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job creep

which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.
I’m still stuck with this job. because of job creeping.
by lonzonextrondo January 28, 2023
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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:

But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.

The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual

But the mega creep is not one of them

And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023
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mountain creek

A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.

Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.

South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.

Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
“you guys wanna get f**ked up at mountain creek this weekend?”

you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
by sxpohia April 21, 2023
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Tipi-creepers

Eh, tuguy, the floor's cold, bring me my tipi-creepers!
by Aaniimoosh May 7, 2023
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