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fuck u urban dictionary 

the urban dictionary is pure shit. fuck all who read this shit u son of bitch
i fucked like fuck u urban dictionary

An Urban Dictionary 

The concept of a dictionary consisting of slang terms. We could create on over the Internet so people could post their definitions, as opposed to going into the slums and asking for some slang terms. However, we'd better make sure that this thing doesn't become like a forum, or else we'll have internet-weeners bombarding our 'urban dictionary' with definitions of their friends' names or their funny online pseudonyms. This is gonna be great!
The idea of creating an urban dictionary is ingenious, but we'll need some funding. T-Shirt sales, prehaps?

The Urban Dictionary Random Button

If you want to find out about something strange, fucked up, or something you cant even describe, click this button
"Hey dude look at this word i just found on Urban Dictionary by clicking The Urban Dictionary Random Button!"

Dude: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!"

Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request 

Can you allow us to comment on entries? I want to see the chaos the ensues
"Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request" That you would let us comment on entries so we can have fun, not in a sexual way, a fun way

Desperate guys on urban dictionary 

Men who define a girls name by talking her up as "wonderful" and "amazing" just to get laid
Those desperate guys on urban dictionary need to find a new tactic or go somewhere else

People who define urban dictionary

A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.

Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"

The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.
Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary