fart-bark

A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.

Shut up, fart-bark!

by Lulu (age 5) c/o Coz (daddy) August 22, 2003

pee pee poo poo fart fart

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.

you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

Wine fart

It is an emission of gas from someone's ass, particularly observed in Latinos or other chili eaters, that when reaches your respiratory system and penetrates your blood stream makes you feel very funny, then drowsy, then affects your equilibrium, then disables your capability to understand events surrounding you, then makes you vomit (terribly), expelling even that breakfast from 3 weeks ago, and finally gives you a hangover that last for 2 days.

Fart:"Dude, I wine farted Maria". Naushag: "Oh Dude, that's why she didn't show up the last 3 days!"

by Pakiko January 26, 2010

farting around

I dunno the real definition, but I guess it's "being an idiot", or "being naughty".

1.Stop farting around and help me out here!
2.What are you doing? Farting around again!?

by TRH October 28, 2003

Farte Blanche

A light-headedness and pale pallor caused by an adverse reaction to an anal olfactory offence (real rip-snorting air-biscuit) exacerbated holding ones breath for too long to avoid the onslaught to said offence.

It was my turn underneath for a 69. I let one go and when I eventually let him out from under the covers he had such a 'Farte Blanche' that I thought he was going to pass-out!

by Razenby August 29, 2013

old fart

old yet full of gasoline full of laughing gas

well aged and able to expel laughing ggaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

by oldfartjojo January 21, 2004

fart star

The person in a household who farts the most and has the smelliest and loudest farts.

In our family of five, my mom is the fart star.

by FartQueen May 17, 2011