Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Slap Nut

Where a man or woman finds a man and slaps or grabs their nuts and can play with them or break them. The woman will usually slap the mans nut sack

Im going to slap nut tonight, I want his nuts!

by NormalNexus February 18, 2021

Slap

When you rest too long for it to be a nap, but too short to be a full sleep. Not a fun experience.

Person 1: I took a slap yesterday.
Person 2: Oh no! Are you okay?

by Skeppers14 February 11, 2021

Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick at the end.

"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad so I gave him a Suck And Slap"

by H5bibbins August 16, 2024

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

Slap

Another way of saying ,

great idea

Sounds Like A Plan

“Let’s go shopping tomorrow”

“Slap”

by Burkshares April 4, 2019

Slap

Tastes So Good Or Makes You Feel Good in a sense it slaps

Jimmy Invited Me To Dinner For some lasagna interesting! “Wow I Just Tried Jimmy’s Wife’s Lasagna and it slap” 🤣🤣🤣

by Arcoíris July 9, 2022