when you think you're going to get caught masturbating so you ejaculate as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well
Guy 1: Dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK
by neverbeencaught1007 April 25, 2010
Get the Tissue Box Orgasmmug. "Do you read her blog?"
"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."
"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."
by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011
Get the soap box cyber bitchingmug. by Fortnitegamer231 December 24, 2020
Get the Box you like a fishmug. I’ll eat your pussy
by ll_Deadman November 29, 2020
Get the I’ll shine your boxmug. the act of one person holding two glasses of irish whiskey while the other person punches him in the stomach. if the first person drops any whiskey he drinks.
by irishman69 August 14, 2007
Get the irish whiskey boxingmug. result of being a gamer on the 360. usually gotten by playing call of duty. starts as acne because your gamer ass doesnt have time to take a shower. evolves into a nasty scrotum hanging from your nose. eventually develops into a full length wiener complete with aids filled puss fucks covering face. nastier than a grundle pie .
me: holy shit! what the fuck is on your face?!
benner: i dont know dude! i was just playing black ops and it appeared, like magic!
me: i think you got X-box pox!
benner: i dont know, ive never seen anything like it!
me: ....dont you have a penis?
benner: a what?
benner: i dont know dude! i was just playing black ops and it appeared, like magic!
me: i think you got X-box pox!
benner: i dont know, ive never seen anything like it!
me: ....dont you have a penis?
benner: a what?
by bobobobobobobo7 January 9, 2011
Get the X-box poxmug. An Actress (or sometimes an actor) who plays in a really shitty movie. The movie is a completely flop, or just isn't your type of movie, but she/he is so good looking, that it "makes everything better" and makes the two hours tolerable & maybe even enjoyable.
Occasionally, the movie will survive or even become popular JUST because of this Actress/Actor. (See Examples Below)
Occasionally, the movie will survive or even become popular JUST because of this Actress/Actor. (See Examples Below)
Megan Fox is pretty much a walking box office band-aid. The only reason Transformers made it big was because of her! And all her other movies, completely crap without her!
Although most people enjoyed Twilight, i didn't. But, i still watched it with my Girlfriend, because Ashley Greene & Kirsten Stewart were total box office band-aids to me.
"The Love Guru" Jessica Alba? Box Office Band-Aid
Although most people enjoyed Twilight, i didn't. But, i still watched it with my Girlfriend, because Ashley Greene & Kirsten Stewart were total box office band-aids to me.
"The Love Guru" Jessica Alba? Box Office Band-Aid
by stop_listen_to_my_werdd July 22, 2010
Get the Box Office Band-Aidmug.