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Blue Waters

A place where hopes and dreams are crushed. Think you saw a fish? No that was bubba the hobos massive shit. Infested with aids and used condoms. Only place that benefits from this shithole is the local farm that takes the water and uses it to water their crops that taste as shitty as a cum stained sock.
Steve took me to blue waters today. I tripped over what I thought was a log, but it was really a dead hooker from 1976.
by Jtobraves March 23, 2021
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flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.
Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.
by itssojoever May 1, 2024
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Soapee Water

Goofy ahh person named Sofie but their friend called them Soapy Water then spelled it weird one time and it just kinda stuck
by Hippy-Hair June 7, 2022
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Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.
Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.
by RW1994 October 12, 2021
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The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life
the tastier the water, the closer to heaven
by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021
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water

noun
1.
a colorless, transparent, odorless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and is the basis of the fluids of living organisms.
2.
a stretch or area of water, such as a river, sea, or lake.
"the lawns ran down to the water's edge"
one of the four elements in ancient and medieval philosophy and in astrology (considered essential to the nature of the signs Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces).
"a water sign"
the water of a mineral spring as used medicinally for bathing in or drinking.
plural noun: the waters
"resorts where southerners came to take the waters"
a solution of a specified substance in water.
"ammonia water"
"My friend offered me a glass of water"
"He watered the plants in the yard"
by Weirdafuiufudisew July 9, 2019
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Whatever keeps you on the water

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."
by Bonebaby November 25, 2018
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