Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 06, 2022

Bro-ditus

A type of brain damage resulting in being around a certain dum dum named " Broden. "

I am suffering from a bad case of the Bro-ditus.

by gregory III October 02, 2023

Burger bro

When you consider a close friend of yours a burger

Hey Burger bro

by the ultimate burger man August 02, 2021

Bro-fliction

Find the definition of "bro" and this person is the one always seen wearing some sort of MMA t-shirts (afliction, archaic, tapout). The shirt size is usually a SMedium, one shirt size too small.

Bro-fliction is looking large and in charge today, looks like he needs a protein shake.

by BigShotCalla May 23, 2010

Bro appreciation day

Appreciate ur bros on december 15th

Bro 1: love u bro
Bro 2: love u bro
Whore: why are u guys saying that???
Bro1&2: it’s bro appreciation day

by Swiss2high December 15, 2022

SO-BRO

"SO-BRO" is a term used to refer to a friend who attends a party or social event with you but remains sober. This friend can serve as a reliable guide or protector if needed, ensuring that everyone involved gets home safely. Their presence at the event can provide a sense of security and assurance for those who want to have fun while also maintaining their self-control and safety.

Someone : "Let's drink alcohol."
Já: "Me and my so-bro aren't drinking today."

by Andrée May 14, 2024

Bro Code

You do not in any circumstances chase another man's girl that's when you're bro connection is gone and you drop down to the snake pit. Unless she is the ho trying it on then do the dirty do and then tell the boyfriend, just like they do the (HOE'S) so time we start treating the ho's like equals just like they want.

Bro Code, what's happening is this what the bro code has come too.

by BiGBoYBLaZie 2 August 30, 2019