Piss Baby

A piss baby is a living thing who cries, and whines over stupid shit.
You could make a simple, harmless joke and they'll be there offended as fuck.

Jeremy: "Do I need to buy some diapers for the lil baby?🥺"
Jose: "THIS IS BULLYING, HARRASSMENT, HATE CRIME I AM GETTING MY LAWYER INVOLVED."
Jeremy: "Goddamn, it was a joke. Chill, piss baby."

by jjshitt July 27, 2021

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

Art piss

The art whose purpose is to provoke, but it is whimsical, cryptic, failed.

We've never seen such art piss. The exhibition was gross and pretentious.

by Lorenço B August 23, 2017

Tory Piss

eew thats disgusting. and its pissing

Person1:eew thats disgusting. and its pissing
ikr? thats disgusting tory piss
some furry: i will swallow all the tory piss

by im rowan what the fuck is up February 5, 2021

Piss me off

To piss someone off means to make them extremely angry or enraged or to cause someone to feel this way.

Don't piss me off. I'm not in the mood.

by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024

Pissed

1. British slang for being drunk or getting drunk

2. American slang for being angry or irate.

1. I got pissed last night.

2. I was so pissed last night.

by DonG63 February 22, 2022

Double-dip piss lips

A old saggy hag with oversized nanna flaps, that fall into a bucket-like cunt that a community of deadbeat losers store their seamen samples.

Hey did you see double-dip piss lips last weekend?

by Laicositna July 18, 2025