Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?

I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.

by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024

Neapolitan Kiss

After performing analingus on each other, a man goes down on a woman who is menstruating. At the same time, the woman Performs fellatio on the man. After the male ejaculated, the couple meets for a kiss.

"Did you hear about Josh and Darcy did a Neapolitan Kiss?"
"Dude that may be the grossest thing I've ever heard. A poop-cum-vagblood kiss?"

by Notthebohb December 14, 2020

Give Bambi the magic kiss

abbreviation GBTMK, when a girl gives a boy his first kiss

Kelsey: Martha, you look really happy. What happened?
Martha: My boyfriend has been taking really good care of me lately. I am going to give Bambi the magic kiss tonight.

by Vanguard 1998 August 31, 2025

National kiss a purple hair girl

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday

Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl

by savethedinos April 20, 2024

National Kiss A Softball Player Day

the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)

its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day

by bigdaddyhack18 October 30, 2019

KISS OF LIFE

I have honestly no clue what this is supposed to mean but it's a song by Sade and it f*cking slaps

There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly led me to you
Look at the sky
It's the colour of love
There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly came down from above
He led me to you
He led me to you
He built a bridge to your heart, all the way
How many tons of love inside? I can't say
When I was led to you
I knew you were the one for me
I swear whole world could feel my heartbeat
When I lay eyes on you
I-I-I-I-I
You wrapped me up in the colour of love
You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life
You gave me the kiss that's like
The kiss of life

by MARKANTONI December 10, 2024

Egyptian kiss

An Egyptian kiss is when someone grabs a woman’s upper pussy area

I was with my girlfriend last night and gave her an Egyptian kiss.

by Platypuse May 10, 2025